Have you heard? There's been flooding at an Eggo plant in Georgia, which has hampered the regular production at the factory, while at another Eggo factory, they had an anticipated slow down in production due to regular maintenance factors. These two events have led to a perfect storm which is resulting in: A NATIONWIDE EGGO SHORTAGE!!!
Holy shit! No word (that I can be bothered to find out about) how this will affect Canada, but good Christ - an Eggo shortage. Kellogg's share prices are hurting because of this. Serious business analysts actually get to say and write phrases such as, "due to the Eggo shortage..."
A new generation will be brought together to recount for decades, where they were when the Eggos disappeared. It's this decade's OJ Simpson verdict or Kennedy assassination.
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