Monday, February 22, 2010

Dearest Nelly:

It's OVER!



Sorry dude, but them's the breaks. You had an album in 2008 (allegedly - I've never heard of it, and you KNOW I'm jocking MuchMusic 24/7) which made no impact anywhere, despite having AKON on it, which should equal instant banger success. There has been one update on your website since 2008 (I've unbookmarked it btw), but on the plus side, you're on Twitter, although I found this photo here, which shows the groupie quality you're currently working with.



Man, remember "Batter UP"? "Number One"? Three is not a winner and two no one remembers, what does it take to be, number one? Never has that question seemed more pertinent.

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