Proof That God Doesn't Exist

If little babies die for no good reason, and this guy gets cozy with hott chicks on a nightly basis, there is no justice.

Don't Mind Me - I'm Just Krumping.

I wish there would be some occasion in my life to say to someone else, "Don't mind, me, I'm just krumping."

Sadly, I don't think I'll ever get to say it.

In other krumping news, I think it should be spelled "crumping".

I will penetrate your butt

Latin Libido

When's the last time you peeped this song?

...That's what I thought. Here you go...

Banger of the Month!

So, this video should never have been made, and the singing in the closet stuff is too embarrassing to watch, but if you close your eyes and sway a bit back and forth, you can pretend that it's closing time at the Purple Onion circa 2001. Yeah, that's it, you're doing the "sensitive all by myself, I'm so into this Bauhaus track" fag dance and you don't give a fucking shit about those bitches in the corner who've been ignoring you all night. Those bitches.

Russian Police Can Eat a Big Fat Dick

Really, "Police" in Russian is the mirror image of "Homo"?

Yes, really.

Can we just take it easy with:

These toques. Seriously ladies, these have been played out since 2006. Try a beret, or some ear muffs or something. If you really want to get my cold weather chub on, try one of these or a variation on the theme.

And boys, it's time to give it a bit of a rest with the plaid shirts. It's getting hard for me to wear mine without having to feel all self conscious and proclaim to anyone who looks at me, "I've had this shirt for six years! I'm not following a trend, I'm just wearing what's in my closet!"