The saying "love is blind" is incomplete. There should be a second part that goes, "and boners are blind to stupid haircuts".
Me: Is that a fucking UNDERCUT?!
My Boner: Huh? What?
Monday, June 28, 2010
My Weiner is Non-Judgmental
The saying "love is blind" is incomplete. There should be a second part that goes, "and boners are blind to stupid haircuts".
Me: Is that a fucking UNDERCUT?!
My Boner: Huh? What?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
"Yeah, Lil’ Wayne and Drake album"
Is this journalism?
“I went up to Rikers, and me and Wayne agreed that there will be a Lil Wayne/ Drake album,” Drake said. “There’s some things I’m excited for in my life — I’m excited to go perform certain places — but [this project] will probably be one of the most exciting things in my life, because we make music on a different level. It’s just so fun, so comfortable. A whole album? To think about all the things we can do, especially if we’re gonna do 15 songs. Me and him don’t like to do 12, 13 [songs]. We want to do 15, 16. Yeah, Lil’ Wayne and Drake album.”
Drake?! Not only has he had two hit singles and guested a bunch of times, he is the kind of musician - artist - who won't do 12 or 13 songs for an album. No, his creative output is so strong that he'll do 15 or 16 (including skits). Clearly the hyperbole of "The Best Collaboration That The Hip Hop Community Has Ever Heard?" is warranted. Calm down errbody, all the time.
“I went up to Rikers, and me and Wayne agreed that there will be a Lil Wayne/ Drake album,” Drake said. “There’s some things I’m excited for in my life — I’m excited to go perform certain places — but [this project] will probably be one of the most exciting things in my life, because we make music on a different level. It’s just so fun, so comfortable. A whole album? To think about all the things we can do, especially if we’re gonna do 15 songs. Me and him don’t like to do 12, 13 [songs]. We want to do 15, 16. Yeah, Lil’ Wayne and Drake album.”
Drake?! Not only has he had two hit singles and guested a bunch of times, he is the kind of musician - artist - who won't do 12 or 13 songs for an album. No, his creative output is so strong that he'll do 15 or 16 (including skits). Clearly the hyperbole of "The Best Collaboration That The Hip Hop Community Has Ever Heard?" is warranted. Calm down errbody, all the time.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Dear Blogger,
I noticed recently, after completing a blog entry, that after logging out, I'm taken to a page that reads "Logged Out".
I'm sorry to be a bitch about it, but don't you think it should say, "Blogged Out"? Cuz that's how I TOTALLY feel after blogging.
Your Friend in the blogsphere,
http://www.MutualJerkoff.blogspot.com
I'm sorry to be a bitch about it, but don't you think it should say, "Blogged Out"? Cuz that's how I TOTALLY feel after blogging.
Your Friend in the blogsphere,
http://www.MutualJerkoff.blogspot.com
Dark Times Ahead
It's not saying much for le fashion, when Blossom, Six and Denise Huxtable are the current icons for women's wear (again).
Floral prints like 12 year olds were wearing back in the day?! Floppy-brimmed hats not worn at the beach?! Harem pants?! What, you probably gonna go around making tight rolls on yr teal jeans and tucking yr BUM Equipment shirt into the front only?
Oh, I see, you are.
p.s. I know that pantyhose in the summertime give you a yeast infection. Yuck.
Floral prints like 12 year olds were wearing back in the day?! Floppy-brimmed hats not worn at the beach?! Harem pants?! What, you probably gonna go around making tight rolls on yr teal jeans and tucking yr BUM Equipment shirt into the front only?
Oh, I see, you are.
p.s. I know that pantyhose in the summertime give you a yeast infection. Yuck.
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