Apps!

Holy shit!

When Worlds Collide

- What's up Peter North, I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan, and the way you tore Busty Belle up in "Suck On My Lollicock" has always been a personal favourite of mine.

- I appreciate that DJ Premier - may I call you Primo? - Primo "Moment of Truth" never leaves my trunk mounted 5 disc CD wallet. Classic.

Juice - How far will you go to get it?

Destroy Perfection

I think there's a story of an artist who created a piece of art so perfect and beautiful, that lacked any kind of flaw or error, that he felt forced to destroy it, because he (she? unlikely.) felt that nature was the only thing allowed to create such a perfect object. Like butterflies and mountains and seagulls and kangaroo pouches and such.

This is the tits version of that theory. You have to see that larger picture to see how she destroyed her perfect breast.

Independent Music Listeners and Lifestyle Livers

So I thought indie kids behaved with more class than the jocks and douches that they denigrate so passionately, the very act of which bestows upon them the status of "indie".*


I WAS WRONG, FUCKOS!



*What I mean is that indie kids are actually jocks and douches with record players.

Masta Beta

I finally realized, after sixteen years of loving Wu, that Masta Killa isn't necessarily an expert at your demise. Instead, he destroys The Man, the slave master.

Not master of killers, but killer of masters. I mean, Killa of Mastas.





I totally made that up.

Good Advice

"You can lick the twinz as I pull 'em out of skinz..."




Thanks, Puba. Thanks for the advice. I just might.

Goin' Out

I'm now at the point where I like going to events that feat. something, like an art show or bands. Going to parties that feat. only dancing and drinking and iPoDJs (that's "iPod + DJ")... not my thing anymore. I wanna see friends and hear them talk. I know I sound 42, but I'm actually only 15.

GZA

Geri Lupree. The commentor. Sincere gratitude or genius subversive ironic mindbender?

AdSense

So Google has a product (an app) called "AdSense" that allows bloggers to clock ducats from advertising that their blog hosts, which is provided by Google.

Is this even supposed to be a play on 'cents', as in, a click will earn you pennies? Like, did they miss the boat with this one or what?

Music Bloggin'

Remember when Los Angeles used to be a joke and everybody was laughing? It's true, Los Angeles used to be a place where no one wanted to visit other than for Disneyland, the beach and Hollywood tourist spots.

Now? It's the place where creativity, trends and the coolest people in the world are congregating. It used to be seen as empty, vapid, soulless and without any artistic merit as all residents worshipped superficiality and money. It seemed impossible that anything of non-Hollywood value could be borne of the sunny days and indulgent nights.

Personally, I think it's too hot and I couldn't stand the traffic and sprawl.

Fool's Gold are from LA and should be creating some buzz (if it already hasn't been created and I'm late to the game. Don't laugh - it's happened before.) on music blogs, unlike this one. They borrow from African sounds (as is the style of these days), add Hebrew singing (?) to up the post-modern authenticity ante, and blend it up with an oversized band so hippies can dance comfortably next to hipsters. From the few songs easily available and the dope Micachu remix - I recommend. Stay tuned for buzz. Not here - on music blogs.

p.s. I bought the Konono No. 1 album back in 2004, so you know I'm true to this ish. I've got Bama and the Family and some Kanyok and Luba on my mp3 playa, so don't hate on me being some bandwagon jumping Afro-revivalist, punk!

A word on this video editing: YES!


Sure, the part Dre sampled is fun and all, but it's the second part of this song where things get going. Listen to it while driving along a winding, single-lane, oceanside highway with the top down.

I don't know much about David Axelrod other than he wears sunglasses all the time (he's a senior citizen) and is dope in the way that he was probably giving daps back when the rest of us were into low fives. There's a new David Axelrod on the scene in the form of an advisor to Obama. He's not dope in any way.