I fucked up. I didn't do Halloween this year. Mainly because I am not a child, and it is children who like to dress up as superheroes or French maids, not full grown adults who have jobs and responsibilities.
That being said, here is my costume for next year:
I'm gonna soak my clothes in booze (spirits) and let it mostly dry, then I'm gonna cover them in puke, cigarette butts and sweat. What am I? "I am a Wild Party" I'll respond.
Don't get it? Fuck you, fuckface.
Imagine liking this music. Loving this music. Like this shit comes on classic rock radio and you think, "fuck, this is the best fucking song, eh!". Imagine what your life would be like if that was the case. Fucking imagine.
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