DANGER!!

http://www.tittaycitay.com/

Don't click on that link. It will make your penis get stiff and sore. You will get pup-tent madness. You've peeped that link before and I think you should know better by now. You will get mega-rise from pics of that girl, and that girl, and that girl, and that girl...

Particularly now.

Cold Heat / Icy Hot

Dude, it's so hot here in this nightclub in Canada in the month of January, I just gotta strip down to my tank top. The fact that it reveals the thousands of dollars in tattoo work I've got over the last sixteen months is completely coincidental. What? My wool toque? No, it's not a contradiction to my earlier statements about the heat, it's just that I don't have any tattoos on my head, so by removing it, I wouldn't be showing off how edgy I am.

Boner Warning!

Achtung! Cuidado! Warning! Attention!

If you are prone to popping huge boners when presented with twenty-something, thin, brunette babes who host pirate radio shows, take high-art photographs of other babes, and have a serious passion for obscure European minimalist nu/no/post/new-wave electronic music, you had better give your pants some room to POP. VERONICA VASICKA is your new favourite search term. Here's a video to get you started.

Veronica Vasicka | Minimal Wave

If you don't get chubs from that, here's a link to some of your style babes